so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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