You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just want to make out with him forever
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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