Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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