my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Panties = found
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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