Fuck appropriateness.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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