i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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