why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Randomize