Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
