once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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