is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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