That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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