Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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