Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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