Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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