Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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