I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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