wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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