Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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