What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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