i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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