Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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