Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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