The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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