just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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