A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
