But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Randomize
