wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Someone signed my nipple.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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