Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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