tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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