I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I bet he comes in French.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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