i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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