My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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