Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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