dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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