How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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