Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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