It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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