3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
