Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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