I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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