It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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