I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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