Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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