things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
soo... how was my night?
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