thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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