i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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