that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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