I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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