how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I need moral support for this bender
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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