i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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