Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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