yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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