i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
