Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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