I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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