Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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