she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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